According to all who knew him before that day, Brother Dudley's word was as good
as gold. He was a straight shooter and a man of great integrity. Even
today, some still feel that way about him. Had it not been for his one
great weakness, there probably would have never been a reason to doubt
the man ... no chink in his armor ... no shadow of suspicion cast. But
turkey hunting will eventually tell on a man. It has a way of bringing
things to the surface, which have hitherto been buried deep in
obscurity. In the end all will be laid bare.
I make no judgment in Brother Dudley's case, although certain facts
certainly challenge one's best efforts to remain objective. Rather, I
will present his story and let you judge for yourself. If I could
offer anything of a personal bias, it would be to encourage you, the
reader, to consider what you are about to read in light of Brother's
Dudley's exemplary life as a devoted husband, father and minister of
The Gospel. To my knowledge he has no criminal record and has never
been convicted of a felony.
Date: April 14, 1992
Place: Shackleford County
Time: Daybreak
Brother Dudley sat huddled hopefully in an ancient pecan bottom, waiting for
dawn to break above the banks of the Brazos River. In another
location, 200 yards away, Shallow Jack, his friend and turkey hunting
partner also sat in predawn darkness waiting for first light.
It merits mention that Brother Dudley's friend Jack is known to be a man
of great integrity. He is a seminary graduate and devoted Bible
scholar, and prior to this event, has never been known to be a part of
any shady or skulduggerous schemes or practices.
Brother Dudley was clad from head to toe in the appropriate camouflage and was
armed with a small caliber rifle and a devastating new turkey call.
This new call was so deadly that there were already rumors about it
becoming illegal in several southern states. Rather than imitating the
language of love of the female turkey, this call duplicated the voices
of two irate gobblers engaged in all-out battle with one another.
While girl talk would fool a gobbler every now and then, the sound of
two gobblers fighting was more than any red-blooded Tom could resist.
Brother Dudley was determined to dupe some west Texas turkeys with it
before it was completely outlawed.
As darkness gradually retreated a barred owl announced the coming day, and
in the distance a gobbler responded aggressively from his roost. This
was the signal Brother Dudley was waiting to hear. There was a gobbler
within hearing distance.
With a call in each hand, Brother Dudley began pumping the plungers with his
thumbs, creating the chortles and purrs that gobblers make in combat.
After a minute or two he stopped and listened for a response, but all
was silent. The air was still. The owls and the turkeys failed to
speak.
After a short pause Brother Dudley resumed his fighting purrs. In spite of
the eerie stillness, he was confident of success. Turkeys were his
forte ... he spoke their language well. It was just a matter of time.
After 20 minutes of sporadic calling Brother Dudley saw movement before him
in the timber. He slowly laid his calls on the ground beside him and
wrapped his hands around the stock of his .22-250. In an instant four
gobblers walked boldly out of the timber 150 yards in front of him.
They were not tiptoeing suspiciously in single file as gobblers
typically do when they come to the call. Not these birds. They looked
like the James gang, walking defiantly into Dodge, four abreast, hands
above their holsters, just itching for a good fight.
Though somewhat amazed at the brazen audacity of the incoming gobblers,
Brother Dudley knew that turkey was as good as in the pan. All he had
to do was sit perfectly still and wait for them to come into easy
range. And come they did. At an estimated 60 yards, the gobblers
stopped to look for the fight they believed they were about to find.
Brother Dudley centered his crosshairs on the largest of the four and
touched the trigger. At the sound of the shot his gobbler hit the
ground with a thud. The deed was done. Brother Dudley had once again
outsmarted the wariest of all game birds.
But something was different this time. Instead of streaking for cover, the
other three turkeys stood their ground in blatant defiance of death.
These were determined birds to say the least. Brother Dudley could
have easily shot another, but since the remaining three were showing no
signs of fear he thought he might be able to sneak back through the
timber and bring Jack up for a crack at them. In spite of the shot and
their fallen comrade, the turkeys stood their ground, obviously still
intent on locating the fighting toms they had come to see.
Brother Dudley leaned his rifle against a tree and was slinking back into the
timber toward Jack when he thought he saw his dead turkey move. So, he
stopped to get a better look. Sure enough, there were some signs of
life. It seemed like his dead turkey was not so dead after all. At
first the shot seemed perfect, but obviously it hadn't done the job
completely. Twitches turned to flops and soon the turkey was far too
lively to leave alone. Brother Dudley was now unarmed, so he'd have to
grab a stick or a limb to use as a club to finish the turkey off.
However, the closer he came to the turkey the more it tried to get away.
Brother Dudley could see that the turkey was flopping his way toward
the river bank so he made a dash for the crippled bird. But the turkey
was too fast. It flopped its way over the steep bank and toppled down
to the water's edge 12 feet below.
Now Brother Dudley and the turkey both faced a crisis. He couldn't follow
the turkey down the straight drop-off, and the turkey had to decide how
he was going to handle being trapped between Brother Dudley and the
river.
The gobbler looked up at Brother Dudley, then turned his head and stared
contemplatively at the river, flowing only inches in front of him. The
wheels were turning and a decision was at hand. Finally, after
considering all his options, or lack thereof, the turkey made a
desperate move ... one which no turkey hunter but Brother Dudley had
ever witnessed. It threw himself squarely into the Brazos River.
A turkey wasn't made for water, and it was an ungainly spectacle to see
the big bird spraddled awkwardly in the flowing water. Caught in the
current, the courageous bird started to drift downstream. Brother
Dudley, in the meantime, had decided his best option was to go back for
his rifle, return, put the turkey out of his misery, and then fish him
out of the river farther downstream. The plan certainly made sense at
the time.
Shallow Jack, having heard the shot, walked up to Brother Dudley just as he was
about to abandon the turkey to retrieve his rifle. It was at that
point that Brother Dudley claims to have pointed out his floating
turkey to Shallow Jack who agrees that he was, in fact, a witness to
the gobbler adrift in the river, which begs the question: How did
Shallow Jack come by his name?
Then a most bizarre thing happened. From the depths of the Brazos, a huge
fish savagely attacked the floating gobbler, grabbing the bird in its
cavernous jaws and pulling him under the surface to a watery grave.
Brother Dudley and Jack both reported watching the huge fish writhing
and rolling in the deep water, as it swallowed the ill-fated gobbler
whole. Then, as suddenly as it began, the water ceased to boil,
leaving only a muddy cloud as a grim reminder of how tough it can be to
be a turkey.
As the story of the great turkey-eating fish was circulated throughout the
south, two questions have emerged. First, what kind of fish could
possibly be big enough to swallow a full grown turkey? Fishermen who
know the Brazos well believe it had to have been a huge flathead
catfish. Flatheads in excess of 100 pounds have been caught in the
Brazos. Others venture the possibility of a huge alligator gar, or
even an alligator, although no one can recall any record of alligators
in the Brazos in modern history. In any case, these possibilities were
offered by fishermen, not turkey hunters.
Turkey hunters, on the other hand, did not immediately embrace the possibility
of a turkey-eating fish, and were more inclined to ask: "How dumb does
Brother Dudley think we really are?" Admittedly, some grace was
lacking in their initial response. One long-time turkey hunter
commented, "It ain't no crime to come home without no turkey. It
happened to me once. I just missed him, that's all!" It has been said
that the truth can't be found in any turkey hunter.
Interviews with wives and children of devoted turkey hunters offer yet another
possibility: that turkey hunters in general lack the ability to
discern certain facts from the imagined. One anonymous turkey hunter's
wife said of her former husband, "By the end of the turkey season that
man couldn't tell ya his name. He'd walk around here in a daze, with a
glazed look in his eyes. Kinda reminded me of one of them cereal
killers. Nothin' he mighta said in turkey season woulda surprised me
one bit!"
In conclusion, it appears that turkey hunting is more than a casual
sporting pursuit. It should probably be viewed as an affliction.
Perhaps its victims should be pitied rather than scorned.
Those who know and love Brother Dudley will stand by him and see him through
the humiliation of this incident. To them it doesn't matter what
happened to his turkey. But Brother Dudley is still sticking to his
incredible story, just the way he remembers it. Strangely however, he
seems to have lost his interest in turkey hunting. Rumor has it that
he's spending his spare time fishing these days ... out on the Brazos
in Shackleford County.